Sometimes you need to empty the entire shampoo bottle.
Sometimes you lock yourself in the bathroom and squeeze out all the toothpaste.
Sometimes you should help Mommy clean the dishes...
With half a bottle of dish soap.
Sometimes there is just too much $13.00 face wash in that container.
Sometimes you need that much ranch dressing on your plate.
Sometimes your socks just have to be red.
Sometimes you are supposed to nap...
But you aren't tired,
So you climb onto the top of the dresser ...
and try to fly!
Sometimes that hurts your tummy.
Sometimes you say AMEN! at the end of a book.
Sometimes you should eat more
than just red Popsicles and tiny oranges...
Things like candy and chocolate and Ketchup.
Sometimes tiny oranges are your best friend.
They like to be cuddled, you know.
Sometimes you should smile when the tall people look mad...
Then they won't look mad anymore.
Okay, all of the time, the cowboy boots.
Sometimes Teddy likes to go flying..
all the way up on the ceiling fan.
Sometimes you need your blanket.
Sometimes you let your dog lay on your blanket...
But not the cat. NO. Not the cat.
Sometimes that makes you cry.
Sometimes you like firetrucks.
Sometimes band aids are fun to put all over your body.
Sometimes you see trains everywhere.
Sometimes you like Percy and James, But you always like Thomas.
Sometimes you need Daddy.
Sometimes you need Mommy.
Sometimes you need Dora.
Sometimes you don't need a tissue...
Especially if you are wearing long sleeves.
Sometimes you have to say please and thanks.
Sometimes you just have to giggle and dance.
Sometimes you want to taste the chair.
Sometimes people say things to you...
"You are cute!"
"You are smart!"
"You are funny!"
You should always reply,
"No I'm NOT!
That was my week. I need to go to the store to replace some items. My bottles may all be empty, but my heart is full.
Peace, Love and Living with (and loving) a Two Year Old,